ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

totallynotmisha:

f-ingtriangle:

angryginger:

- “A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care of Your Human” [x]

I don’t even like cats and this is cute.

quick question. how the fuck do you not like cats?

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

(Source: willoughbooby)

enjypendragon:

ofhorriblesanity:

capitole:

youreagoodliar:

There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:

1. Umbridge is awful

2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall

3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny

5. where the fuck was peeves

6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.

7. ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER?!?!?!?!?!?!

emilyreads:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

nenosronhir:

that-alpha-booty:

Tumblr doesn’t appreciate Buffy enough

painstakingly

omfg…twice and i didn’t even fucking notice the second

PAINSTAKINGLY

(Source: reservoir-dawg)

hetaliacentral:

turtlesteff:

tumbloler:

troller-toaster:

timelordy-teganbreann:

peniseslovemisha:

positivelypeculiar:

autisticpsychopath:

That’s actually a theory incorporated into M-theory (string theory)
Sorry, I just used the word theory three times. 
Basically, there is a possibility, if string theory is correct and atoms are actually made up of tiny strings vibrating in 10 dimensions, we could have infinite parallel universes inside each and every quark contained in our body. We’re huge to them, and tiny to the universe WE are contained in. 
How bout that? There could be billions upon trillions of creatures, things, worlds, inside each atom inside us. Infinite universes in one quark. 
Mia your geek is showing.
This is why I study physics.

…whoah. brb, contemplating this forever.

So does that mean that when we die all those billions of universes and creatures die within us?


I knew I am a god
I fucking knew it


holy crap that is like world-ception

Dude what if stories and characters are real living in one of the many universes in the mind of the author. The author just happens to be in touch with them in someway.

WHAT

hetaliacentral:

turtlesteff:

tumbloler:

troller-toaster:

timelordy-teganbreann:

peniseslovemisha:

positivelypeculiar:

autisticpsychopath:

That’s actually a theory incorporated into M-theory (string theory)

Sorry, I just used the word theory three times. 

Basically, there is a possibility, if string theory is correct and atoms are actually made up of tiny strings vibrating in 10 dimensions, we could have infinite parallel universes inside each and every quark contained in our body. We’re huge to them, and tiny to the universe WE are contained in. 

How bout that? There could be billions upon trillions of creatures, things, worlds, inside each atom inside us. Infinite universes in one quark. 

Mia your geek is showing.

This is why I study physics.

…whoah. brb, contemplating this forever.

So does that mean that when we die all those billions of universes and creatures die within us?

image

I knew I am a god

I fucking knew it

holy crap that is like world-ception

Dude what if stories and characters are real living in one of the many universes in the mind of the author. The author just happens to be in touch with them in someway.

WHAT